Male frontal nudity

Male frontal nudity is a condition wherein the entire front of a man's body is exposed. In other words, ya can see his dong. His pecker. His twig and berries. Get it? Of all the varying forms of nudity, this is the type that crops up the least in film. Even then, filmmakers are only allowed to show flaccid penis. As one movie maker once said, "You can show pickle. You just can't show angry pickle". Use of male frontal nudity automatically nets one an R, NC-17, X or TV-MA rating. Unless of course the subject is a naked baby, in which case... who cares?