Married With Children: The Desperate Half-Hour

"The Desperate Half-Hour" is the twenty-second episode of season eleven of the situation comedy series Married With Children and the fourth episode of the series overall if one includes the original unaired pilot episode. It was directed by Linda Day with a script written by Ron Burla. It first aired on the FOX Network on Sunday, May 5th, 1997 at 8:00 pm.