Arrow: Lone Gunmen

Quotes

 * John Diggle: So how was your evening, sir?
 * Oliver Queen: You mean after I said I had to go to the bathroom at dinner and never came back?
 * John Diggle: I guess from now on I'll be watching you pee.

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 * Oliver Queen: Max Fuller?
 * Tommy Merlyn: Hmm-mm.
 * Oliver Queen: I slept with his fiancée.
 * Tommy Merlyn: Yeah, before the wedding.
 * Oliver Queen: It was at the rehearsal dinner.
 * Tommy Merlyn: The rehearsal dinner is technically before the wedding, right? Besides, who stays mad at a castaway?

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 * Tommy Merlyn: Tommy: You want to get to him? You got to go through me. Wow, they are probably going to go through me.

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 * Tommy Merlyn: The girl's pretty cute.
 * John Diggle: That girl is my sister-in-law.
 * Tommy Merlyn: Who I will never speak to or look at... ever.

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 * Tommy Merlyn: Look, man... about Laurel. I was going to tell you. I was just trying to figure out the right way.
 * Oliver Queen: To tell somebody that you slept with their girlfriend after they went missing and were presumed dead. What, there's no greeting card for that?

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 * Oliver Queen: I was at my coffee shop surfing the web and I spilled a latte on it.
 * Felicity Smoak: Really?
 * Oliver Queen: Yeah.
 * Felicity Smoak: Because those look like bullet holes.
 * Oliver Queen: My coffee shop is in a bad neighborhood.

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 * Oliver Queen: I didn't study Shakespeare at any of the four schools that I dropped out of.

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 * Oliver Queen: Digg, you got your eyes open?
 * John Diggle: That's what I'm here for, sir. That and answering patronizing questions.

Opening narration
"My name is Oliver Queen. To my family, I am the brother and son who just returned home after being lost at sea five years ago. They don't know I came back with a mission, to bring justice to our city, and they never can. The men and women I've targeted are dangerous, corrupt, a virulent cancer. Cancers like James Holder, whose corporation put defective smoke detectors in low-income housing in the Glades. There have been many fires and too many funerals. But cancers can be fought and conquered. All it takes is a surgeon... and the right instrument."

- Oliver Queen